I am Daniel

I am Sam
Sam I am



That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
That Sam-I-am

Would you drink
White semen in a can

I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
White semen in a can.

Would you drink it
Here or there?

I would not drink it
Here or there.
I would not drink ’em
Anywhere.
I do not drink
White semen in a can.
I do not like ’em,
Sam-I-am

Would you drink ’em
In a house?
Would you drink ’em
From a mouse?

I do not drink ’em
In a house.
I do not like them
From a mouse.
I do not drink ’em
Here or there.
I do not drink ’em
Anywhere.
I do not drink white semen in a can.
I do not drink ’em, Sam-I-am.

Would you drink ’em
In a box?
Would you drink ’em
From a fox?

Not in a box.
Not from a fox.
Not in a house.
Not from a mouse.
I would not drink ’em here or there.
I would not drink ’em anywhere.
I would not drink white semen in a can.
I do not drink ’em, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Drink ’em! Drink ’em!
Here they are! *UUGGHH*

I woould not,
Could not,
In a car

You may drink ’em.
You will see.
You may drink ’em
In a tree?

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not drink ’em in a box.
I do not drink ’em from a fox
I do not drink ’em in a house
I do not drink ’em from a mouse
I do not drink ’em here or there.
I do not drink ’em anywhere.
I do not like white semen in a can.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
On a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, from a fox.
I will not drink ’em with a mouse
I will not drink ’em in a house.
I will not drink ’em here or there.
I will not drink ’em anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say!
From the jar?
Here, in the jar!
Would you, could you, from the jar?

I would not, could not,
From the jar.

Would you, could you,
In the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not from the jar. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not from a mouse. Nor from a fox.
I will not drink ’em here or there.
I do not drink ’em anywhere!

You do not like
White semen in a can?

I do not
Like ’em,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
From a goat?

I would not,
Could not.
With a goat!

Would you, could you,
On a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, still not, from a goat.
I will not drink ’em in the rain.
I will not drink ’em on a train.
Not from the jar! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not drink ’em in a box.
I do not drink ’em from a fox.
I will not drink ’em in a house.
I do not drink ’em from a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

I do not like
White semen in a can!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not drink ’em.
So you say.
Try ’em! Try ’em!
And you may.
Try ’em and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try ’em.
You will see.
*GULP GULP GULP*

Say!
I like White semen In a can!
I do! I like ’em, Sam-I-am!
And I would drink ’em in a boat!
And I would drink ’em from a goat…
And I will drink ’em in the rain.
And from the jar. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good *moan* so good *moan* you see!

So I will drink ’em in a box.
And I will drink ’em from a fox.
And I will drink ’em in a house.
And I will drink ’em from a mouse.
And I will drink em here and there.
Say! I will drink ’em anhywhere!

I do so like
White semen in a can!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am