cock and ball torture (cbt for short) is a sexual practice and offshoot of BDSM often involving, but not limited to, pain, constriction, or restriction to the cock and balls. while i am not privy to how cock and ball torture feels, the fact that it has stuck around suggests that it has a rich history where it has evolved to suit the times. A quick google search, in fact, reveals that cock and ball torture is a relatively modern invention in the Western World, but it has existed for quite some time in the Eastern parts of the Asian continent. It is one of the only human inventions to be invented multiple times in different places.

Cock and ball torture first started in the Stone Age. A heidelbergen engineer and sexual deviant believed (by all records of that time) to be named Ugg Goruggleson forged a cockring from a stone. Goruggleson was famous for wearing his cockring proudly, and while it made him quite popular with the ladies, his fellow gentlemen did not see the appeal, and the excitement surrounding the cockring, sadly, died with Goruggleson. Much, much later, in the reign of Empress Jitou, CBT made a resurgence, this time, en masse. Seemingly in an epidemic of mass hysteria, wives throughout Japan began enacting CBT on their husbands, strengthening Japanese marriages at the time to become nigh indestructible. Of these, the most popular method among Japanese women was ball spanking, using a paddle created with steel that had been folded 1000 times. Sadly, the Emperor Monmu found such devices and practices to be obscene, and he confiscated and destroyed almost all such paddles.

Despite only spawning in two of the three Old World continents thus far, CBT would eventually propagate into Europe, and soon enough, the rest of the world. While medieval times brought about poking of the junk via pike, this was extremely shortlived. CBT’s next venture in Europe was in World War One, with the advent of chemical warfare. In WWI, newly formed Germany used recent technological advancements to weaponise gaseous chemicals. Among these was a gas used on Prisoners of War. German war prison camps would lock up POW’s scrotes in airtight boxes, and pump this chemical into the box. The balls would then choke and shrivel in a painful spectacle, eventually leading to loss of testicular mass if exposed for too long. Historical records suggest that Adolf Hitler took a special interest in this chemical, and even lost a nut trying it out.

Contrary to popular belief, Hitler did not use cock and ball torture against the “asocial” groups that he attempted to exterminate in the Holocaust. In fact, most of the CBT during the Nazi regime was directed at Hitler himself. Though Joseph Goebbels, Minister of Propaganda and Public Enlightenment, attempted to scrub the Nazi records, historians were still able to piece together that Eva Braun was Hitler’s dommy mommy. Day after day in the Reichstag Building, Hitler would send his officials out onto the streets while Braun smacked his one remaining nut and his weird little penis around with all manner of devices, such as chastity cages, humblers, and many other devices popular in CBT today. Unfortunately, Braun did not disclose her methods for punishing her Little Chancellor’s Czechoslovakian Border, but most historians agree that whatever she did was most likely fuckin mental considering how Hitler ended up in the head lmao.

While cock and ball torture is a pastime and artform enjoyed worldwide by all ages, it is rooted in deep strife and excruciation. We should all be thankful to the many people who died trying to find something thrilling enough to stick on your cock. From Goruggleson to Braun, cock and ball torture has been used to assert dominance, virility, and emotional vulnerability. All things importantly intertwined with the human condition.