After years of ‘training’, my ultimate theory has been proven correct. Since I was 12, I have been masturbating every single day, and at one point, I wanted to create an equal feeling of pleasure for fapping with both hands. The experiment that follows has made me a very good multitasker.

Every time I masturbated, I would count what I call my FPM (Faps per minute), and after a minute switch hands, trying to get the same FPM. Of course at first, my left hand would get a lower score (180 versus 240), but after a lot of practice, I am now able to go 300 on both hands evenly.

When I was around 16, I decided to take this theory to the test, by trying to write with my left hand. To my surprise, I was able to write almost as good as my right. As I continued, I was able to do household chores and drive with only my left hand. Now that I am 20, all of this is now second nature to me.


Therefore, I conclude that by masturbating with both hands, I was able to have such a good reaction time with my left hand that I became ambidextrous. What do you guys think?