SOMEONE BETTER TAKE ME TO FUCKING WATCH THIS OR I WILL BECOME EMANCIPATED, MOVE TO IOWA, AND NEVER SPEAK TO ANY MEMBER OF MY FAMILY EVER AGAIN. I WILL ALSO END ALL MY FRIENDSHIPS BY SLEEPING WITH ALL THEIR EXES AND THROWING GASOLINE INTO THEIR POOLS AND ALSO THAT PINK T SHIRT DRESS IVE BEEN BORROWING FROM LISA WILL BE SOAKED IN BLEACH. TO FURTHER ENSURE THE BRIDGES OF OUR FRIENDSHIPS ARE INCINERATED FOREVER, I WILL SHOW THEIR PARENTS THE VIDEOS WE TOOK OF US TURNING UP AND GETTING FUCKING WASTED AT BRYSONS 18TH BDAY. I WILL ALSO ADMIT TO JULIES DAD THAT HIS WIFE HAS BEEN CHEATING ON HIM WITH MY BROTHER JUST BECAUSE HER MOM WAS A FUCKING BITCH ASS SNITCH FOR TELLING MY MOM I DIDNT SLEEPOVER THAT ONE TIME I WANTED TO GO TO THE BEACH WITH JASON AND LOWKEY NIGHT FUCK AT THE BEACH BUT WE DIDNT CUZ OF JULIES SKANK ASS MOM HAD TO RUIN THE FUCKING PLAN AND MY MOM CAUGHT US MID MAKEOUT AND PULLED ME OFF HIM. FUCK YOU MEREDITH! JASON COULDVE TAKEN ME TO WATCH THIS FUCKING MOVIE BUT NO YOU DECIDED TO SHOVE YOUR UGLY ASS PLASTIC NOSE INTO MY BUSINESS AND ON TOP OF IT ALL FUCK MY 19 YEAR OLD BROTHER HO. LIKE BITCH DONT FUCKING TRY ME. REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD AND NEXT MONTH AT YOU AND YOUR POOR SAD LITTLE HUSBANDS MARRIAGE RENEWAL CEREMONY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR CUNT ASS CALLS IT, I WILL EXPOSE YOU FOR THE DIRTY LYING FAKE ASS BITCH THAT YOU ARE. YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET SOMEONE GOOD TO CREATE YOUR UGLY MARRIAGE SLIDESHOW?? BITCH YOU PICKED THE WRONG ONE HO. WHE YOUR MARRIAGE IS OVER WHOS GONNA PAY FOR THOSE FAKE, PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR BOOBS? LIP INJECTIONS YOU THOUGH NO ONE WOULD NOTICE? WE ALL NOTICED CUNT. I HOPE YOU AND YOUR FLAT ASS PARTED AMICABLY BECAUSE YOU WILL BE SEEING IN AGAIN ONCE YOUR BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT WEARS OFF HO. YOURE A FUCKING FOOL IF YOU THINK MY BROKE ASS BROTHER WILL BE ABLE TO PROVIDE FOR YOU BITCH HE CANT EVEN AFFORD A DOZEN EGGS. AND BTW JULIE AND HIM ARE FUCKBUDDIES BUT SHES DEVELOPING STRONG FEELINGS SO I DONT IMAGINE SHELL TAKE THIS LIGHTLY.AND IDGAF ABOUT HER DAMN FEELINGS CUZ IN 9TH GRADE SHE CALLED ME A PIG IN FRONT OF THE GUY I WANTED TO LOSE MY V CARD TO. SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHORE MOM JULIE. I REALLY HOPE YOU READ THIS MEREDITH (BUT YOU PROLLY DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERNET YOU OLD ASS BITCH) AND PREPARE FOR THE SHITSTORM THAT WILL BE YOUR LIFE AFTER I EXPOSE YOUR BITCH ASS. sorry i just had to vent lol and i really wanna watch this movie!