I’ve seen the footage from his rallies. Nothing but bikini-clad hotties from wall to wall. No overweight people, no one with bad skin, not even any men! Just acres and acres of bikini girls; all his rallies are like going to strip clubs! And none of them chicks is over 30! No old chicks at all! Just remarkable. Then I waltz in with my MAGA hat and I am instantly showered with double blowjobs. They just won’t stop sucking my dick, it’s crazy!

So anyways yeah the only people who would vote for Democrats are total land whales, change my mind