Spiders are the most demonic creatures imaginable, they literally move like fucking Japanese horror movie monsters. If they were our size we would literally stop at nothing trying to exterminate every last one from the face of the Earth, if we were even able to evolve that far in the first place without them completely hunting us to extinction and killing us in the most horrifying ways possible. To have no innate sense of unease and disgust when seeing a spider is to lack imagination of seeing that thing for what it really is regardless of its size.

Web-dwelling spiders you can be neutral on if you really want because at least they are known quantities who will chill in one place, catch a few bugs, and not really bother you. But the wandering ones, in addition to being the ones with freakishly unnatural speed, are completely uncontrollable factors. You have no idea where that fucker will be in 5 minutes let alone when you go to sleep. And if your house is actually infested with enough of the ground-dwelling bugs those spiders actually catch like roaches you’ve got a whole lot of other problems. Furthermore there is basically nothing one of those spiders can offer that a frog or lizard doesn’t, and frogs or lizards are actually cool instead of the soulless robotic spawn of Satan.

Fuck spiders, I squash any spider I see outside of a web.