context: *the guy deleted his post pretty quick but this dude in r/drugs was asking if anyone else on the sub gets so horny from smoking pot that you just suddenly bust a nut, didnt even have to think about my answer*

i spend 5 hours masturbating before a smoke sesh. I edge, and edge, and edge, until even 1 puff of a cbd preroll could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the dispensary and when that kush smell wafts thru the door I nearly cum every time. But I’ve trained my kegel muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’ wrath. Then, as soon as the ratty cashier waves a jar of bubble cheese under my nose I whip it out and unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the weed gets covered in my sticky hot juices the budtender looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a dispensary far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to smoke the weed I busted on. Best thing is we have legal dispensaries here, so i don’t have to keep hunting down new plugs every time. That’s my fetish.