Alright, lemme tell you about moms in hentai. I’ve got a degree in this kind of subject, but most of this is just out of speculations that my colleagues and I have gathered during our hentai meetings after class.

MILF’s (Mom I’d Like to Fuck, for the uneducated) are treated different in hentai than the father’s in hentai. Often, they’re significantly more attractive than the dad’s. They have the same threatening aura of being the more dominant species, however, it seems that they’re more often caught in situations that they don’t want to be in than the male counterparts (e.g: raped by their sons classmates). The only time you see the dad’s in situations they don’t want to be in is, coincidentally, when the mom’s are in situations they don’t want to be in (NTR: Netorare (cucked, but unwilling)).

“Ara ara~” is the catch phase of MILF’s in hentai, and are often used in anime as well for characters that are more mature (not always in age) than the rest of the group, and is associated with a motherly, breathy tone to invoke arousal. This seems to have the attended effect for the audience and its target.

I have proof of this effect being effective when my mom ironically said “Ara ara,” and my erection didn’t go down for 4 days. The doctors didn’t know what to do, but the doctor was also a MILF as well, and wasn’t aware of the effect she had on me while looking at my hardened flesh totem. Until she accidentally burped while prescribing me medication. That burp made me ejaculate enough to hit the ceiling with cum. I was impressed by its trajectory and velocity, worried that I may have to inform any authorities that I have a concealed weapon in my pants when I get pulled over.

The doctor was also impressed, and disgusted. Her burped cured my erection.

Coincidentally enough, I also got pulled over by a cop when I mistaken my erection that my mother gave me when she said she forgot to shower after her work and that she reeked of sweat as a stick shift.

The cop was in her mid forties, but never aged beyond 25, the only reason I knew was because I could smell the menopause on her. She has gone through enough shit that she knew I was trouble. So when she yanked my hands behind me with the exuberance of a BDSM queen, I dampened the left side of my pants with cum like I was a ahitty wind up toy who’s only intent was to soil their pants when you cranked me hard enough.

I was shot on the spot.

Anyway, MILF class is fun, and the hentai sub category is my favorite, definitely recommend getting into the field. It won’t land you a job, but you get to study what you love, sort of like art class.