There are many penises. Red penises, orang penises, yellow penises, green penises blue penises (there are more colors, I know), big penises, small penises, medium penises, XTRA large penises (like me of course), XTRA small penises (you lmao), xtra medium penises, hard penises, soft penises, hard-soft penises, erect penises, flaccid penises, black penises, Asian penises, Mexican penises, spicy penises, milk penises, penises that don’t work, penises that work extra 😏😏, robo penises, alligator penises, Mario penises, Luigi penises, spiky turtle penises (like bowers from the Mario game), chair penises, women penises (only sometimes), train penises (chugga chugga in the poo poo!), sword penises, and of course Robert’s penis (slayer of pussies).