Is the middle of the night,you just woke up after hearing some noises outside,all your lights are off…suddenly the light in your room turns on and…you hear it,a weird sound,coming from the ceiling,you look up…and there it is…

Your light bulb…moaning

“Oh,S-Senpai,you turn me on so much!”

You run to the streets,scared and confused,you hear the same noise from your neighbours house,they too leave the house…well,some do,you keep running,far away from any lightbulbs,you stop in a park to catch your breath,sitting on a bench with a strange man,he carries with him a big pouch…filled with lightbulbs!he puts them on the ground and starts clapping,each clap resulting in a moan you quickly get up and start running again…before you leave the park you hear his voice

“Oh yeah,thats hot!”

You also hear a lot of clapping…this time,no lights turn on

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Thank you for reading this weird azz comment! i have no ideia why i wrote it 😀