Even in the darkest days, even when this country was wracked by economic ruin or fighting a dire war, I doubt any president ever resorted to such a pathetic screed of despair and fear-mongering as Trump did today. Listening to his stupid, pigly little mouth squit out bald-faced lies about a fictitious horde of raping, plundering South Americans coming for our riches and our asses would have been farcical, if it wasn’t so fucking depressing because we live in a time when such a craven douche was elected to power.