So I woke up early to take a jog to keep my mind off fapping, cus I was on Instagram and seen this pic that got me kinda horned up ya know ? So I’m taking a nice leisurely jog through the park near my house when I see it. A man around age 40 was there butt naked wearing a samurai mask and wielding a katana. And he was pretty skilled with the sword practicing all these pretty skilled maneuvers. So I’m watching this him swing around this sword dick flapping in the wind. And now I’m getting horned up again right, and I’m getting a raging boner while this is happening right. So I run over to the naked samurai and say excuse me sir sorry to bother but I’m really trying to abstain from fapping so can you cut my wiener off ? And he looks at me through his demon face samurai mask with a steel like glare and says I will not cut it off but I will suck it off. He then forced himself upon me and sucked my dick good and I nutted hard. Embarrassed and feeling slightly gay I said fair well to samurai lover and as I turned around to get one more glimpse of him, I saw him commit seppuku which was hot af. So I went home and fapped so hard I came blood. Morale of the story, don’t stop fapping or go on morning runs.