Everyone knows that American politics are the only kind of politics that affect people. I mean, seriously! Canada doesn’t have a United States government, so why do they get the right to talk about a United States government? And don’t get me started on the President. I would go on a long tangent about stuff like how they go into Twitter posts to talk utter bullshit, eat food, support unions, support people that are just over 18, buy Apple products, have a computer, be part of minorities, support minorities, start minorities, use Reddit, have an operating system that is only used for talking about politics but that would take waaay too fucking long. In fact, I’m writing this on my 1925 Antique Underwood Desktop Typewriter and THAT’S why I am not underage. I hate when people say that they know what happened a bit ago, like when the Pilgrims finally arrived but only people like me know that type of shit. When me and you got off that boat, we knew what was up. So, my point is, if any of you third world countries think about talking politics, think again.