Welcome Guests!

A few RULES so that we can all have a good time:

No, you can not defecate on the floor in the bathroom OR in the main dining area. It’s not our government causing this, it’s all of you.

If you currently have Covid you can NOT HOLD A VOLUNTEER POST in the kitchen and stir the soup with your fingers.

If your food is not delivered at any point during your visit this is not license for you to complain to a manager – WE ARE SHORT STAFFED – please just pay your bill and exit quietly.

If you don’t tip 20% we’ll post your mugshot from the security camera onto the DARK WEB with allegations that you’re a sex predator as well as your home address.

We buy our food FROZEN and if it’s still frozen in the middle when we serve you, please just keep your mouth shut. Our staff works hard and doesn’t need you bitching about every little thing.

If you’re here for a shitty overpriced meal, poor service and a bad atmosphere, we WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS!! Much love to our AMAZING customers!!1!!