This is so fucking stupid. One girl (on the left) is using a way different and far less effective method to get the water into the other cup. The one on the right is just giving it maximum suck and easily winning the “competition” and aside from the obvious fact that these people aren’t actually racing, and they don’t start at the same time with the same water level. This is just a stupid attempt using paid actors to make your shitty straws look better. News flash fucklord, it’s a fucking straw. If you pay $1000 for a straw you deserve to be euthanized and have your money spent purchasing equal quality but far cheaper metal straws. If you’re the kind of autistic chronic OCD sufferer to care about the quality of a fucking straw, you could just google “reusable metal straws” and find a million better and cheaper options that aren’t the straw equivalent of Apple’s stupid $999 monitor stand. Speaking of Apple, this company is the same stupid started-out-of-a-garage hipster-focused Silicon- Valley-startup bullshit that have been popping up everywhere since apple’s rise. Everyone sees the original apple products and thinks they can be it. Like that super expensive electronic juicer, the thousands of shitty kickstarters for weird automations of mundane and basic tasks every human can easily do, this straw is gay as fuck, so is this fake-ass video. It’s like those “mom v grandpa” ads in how fake it is, or those suspicious Chinese mobile games that blatantly steal from better games. What was I talking about originally? Oh right this bullshit advertisement. Stop polluting my feed with this shit, or make it more obvious it’s an ad so I don’t mistakenly watch half of it and waste my time. Fuck you and good day. Vote Reagan ’84


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