So I went to this gay bar right. I was chillin with my friends and I started drinkin a LOT. Suddenly, as Im bout to order a new one, the bartender passes me a drink and tells me that someone from the VIP lounge wants to see me 😉 he leads me over there and I see this big muscular man with a great build sitting in the couch, he nudges me over and pulls me onto his waist ‘wanna play’ he asks. me being intoxicated said yes, so he tells me to turn around and kneel on the floor, he proceeds to putting cat ears on me and a collar and a but plug with a tail. The next part is a long story but basically how it went:

‘Wanna play my kitten?’

Rawr x3 nuzzles

how are

you pounces on you

you’re so warm o3o

notices you have a bulge o:

someone’s happy 😉

nuzzles your necky wecky

\~ murr\~

hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy

you’re so big :oooo

rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy

it doesn’t stop growing ·///·

kisses you and lickies your necky

daddy likies (;

nuzzles wuzzles

I hope daddy really likes $:

wiggles butt and squirms

I want to see your big daddy meat\~

wiggles butt

I have a little itch

o3o wags tail can you please get my itch\~

puts paws on your chest nyea\~

its a seven inch itch

rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished

runs paws down your chest and bites lip

like I need to be punished really good\~

paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I’m getting thirsty. I can go for some milk

unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v

licks shaft mmmm\~

so musky

drools all over your cock your daddy meat

I like

fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls

hehe

puts snout on balls and inhales deeply

oh god im so hard\~

licks balls

punish me daddy

\~ nyea\~

squirms more and wiggles butt

I love your musky goodness

bites lip

please punish me

licks lips nyea\~ suckles on your tip

so good

licks pre of your cock salty goodness\~

moans and suckles

But then he spils the beans ‘I’m fyi and I’m reporting you furry boi’ I was like HOLY WAZZAM and i scream. my friend comes in with a giant ass paddle and was like wtf, I was basically in the corner crying while the fbi mood was still sittin. he took the fib agent by the hair and flipped him around, he was like YEEEEEET and slammed that paddle on the agent, yowzers. My friend waz like screaming “”‘GET OUT OF MY LOBBY KID GET OUT YOU LIL HACKER GET OUT OF MY LOBBY GO HOME YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!'” The fib agent took out his phone and dialled 420, it took 2 seconds to be answered, he then said ‘CODE 69 BIG CHUNGUS CALLING FOR BACKUP WAILUIGI BIG OOPSY’ literally tens seconds later be like:

“FBI OPEN UP”

ten husky masculine men came in and started shoving their big cox and batons into my ass, mouth, ears and nostrils and I got gang banged.

Im here now, crying in the corner, tears of joy.