Jesus was a carpenter, bro. Carpentry was a seriously heavy-lifting trade back in the day. You couldn’t cut the lumber, carve the wood, or build the furniture back then if your arms looked like wet noodles that some fat f*** just sneezed out. Jesus had to have been jacked because of His work, tan because of the middle-eastern climate, and so juicy AF that instead of any one bride, Christ married the Church!

Make no mistake, when people were using the house of His Father as a den of greed, this was no scrawny little welp trying to flip over tables and scare people out. We’re talking full on, SWOL-to-the-Soul Messiah that was pissed off to boot! Those greedy heathens would have sooner braved the incredible hulk’s throbbing erection than Jesus with a whip!

If Jesus could lift, why can’t we!? If you ever see one of those WWJD bracelets again, your first thought better be “GO TO THE GYM!”

SWOL is the goal for the soul, Size is the prize in paradise! It’s gains o’clock!!!!!!