What’s my gender? 🚺🚹❓❓Did you just 😱 ask me 😂😂 what my gender 👧🏽👦🏽 was❓❗️Oh my god, you are LITERALLY 👋🏻 the most IGNORANT 💩 AND ILLTERATE 📚📚📚 ❌❌ FUCK I have EVER seen👀👀👀 browsing before 😂😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT ✔️✔️ to ask me what my 🚺🚹🚺🚹 gender is? 😂😂😂 MHMM? NOTHING ❌❌ THATS WHAT ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Since you’re SOOOOOOO curious🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼 I’ll have you know ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 that I am a 🚺🚹 G E N D E R F L U I D 🚹🚺 I’m not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain 📢📢 what that is to someone as IGNORANT 😂💩💩 as you, but I’m gonna tell you anyways ☝🏼️🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼 Being G 🚺 E 🚹 N 🚺 D 🚹 E 🚺 R 🚹 F 🚺 L 🚹 U 🚺 I 🚹 D means that I am both M A L E 🍆💦👦🏽 (cis scum😷😷😷😷😷) and F E M A L E👧🏽👠💄🍑 ❗️❗️❗️❗️ I can swap ⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️ between these genders 👌🏻😂 as I please❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ You’re ignorance 😷 is literally OOZING 💦💦💦💦 out 😂😂😷😷😂😷😂😂✋🏻❓❗️❓What ❓ tHe FUCK😡😠😡😠 did 👉🏻you☠ just☠ fucking☠ say💢💢 🆎out me😡😡, you little bitch❗️❗️?❓ ❌❌I’ll 😠 have you know💫 I 🎓graduated🎓 🏅🎖🏅top 💯 of my💯🆑ass🏅 in the Navy👷 Seals👷👷, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret🤐 raids 🔫🔫 on Al-Quaeda👳👳👳👳, and I have over 300💯💯💯 confirmed kills😵. I am trained in 🐒🐒gorilla🐒 warfare💣 and I’m the top⬆⬆ sniper🔫 in🔫 the🔫 entire 🇺🇸US🇺🇸armed🇺🇸forces🇺🇸. You are ❌❌❌ nothing❌ to me but just another target🎯. I 😡😠😡😠 will wipe you the fuck out with precision🎯🎯 the likes of which has ❌never been seen👁 👀👁 👀 before on this Earth🌎, mark👀 my👀 fucking👀 words📖. You think 🤔💭 you can get away with saying that 💩shit to me over the Internet💻🌐💻🌐💻🌐💻🌐? Think again, fucker.😡 As we speak I am contacting my secret🤐 🤐 🤐 network of 🕵spies🕵 across the 🇺🇸U🇺🇸S🇺🇸A🇺🇸 and your 💻🌐IP💻🌐 is being traced 💻🌐right now so you😡 better prepare for the 🌩🌩🌩storm, maggot. 😡 The ☂☂ storm 🌧 ⛈ 🌩 that wipes out the 😹😹pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ⚰⚰ fucking 💀dead☠☠☠☠☠☠, kid. I can be 🌎 anywhere🌎, anytime ⏰, and I can kill☠☠ you in over seven hundred 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 ways, and that’s just with my👊👊 bare hands👊👊💪💪👌. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed🔫🚫⚔ 🚫🔪🚫💣🚫 combat, but I have access to the 🔫🔫entire💣 arsenal💣 of the 🇺🇸United🇺🇸States🇺🇸Marine🇺🇸Corps🇺🇸 and I will✔️✔️ use it to its full ✔️extent to wipe your miser🆎le ass🤓 off the face🌎 of the 🌎continent🌎, you 💩little shit💩💩 If only you could have known what unholy ✝🚫☪🚫🕉🚫☸🚫🔯🚫☯️🚫 retribution your little “🆑ever” comment was 🆎out to bring 👇down 👇upon you, maybe you would have held👅 your fucking👅👅 tongue👅👅👅. But you couldn’t❌, you didn’t❌, and now✔️✔️ you’re paying💲 the 💸price💰💰, you goddamn idiot. 💢 I will 💩💩💩💩shit💩💩💩 😡😠😾fury😡😠😾😡😠😾 all over you 😡😠😾 and you will ☂☂drown in it ☂☂. ☠☠☠☠ You’re ☠☠☠☠ fucking ☠☠☠☠ dead, ☠☠☠☠ kiddo.☠☠☠☠(☞゚∀゚)☞▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 Y🅾U will😠😬😠 be 🙅🙅Wiped off this earth 🌎🌏🌍 Shit Head💩😮 😠😬😠🙅So I just wanna 😀say👄👅👅 that some😒😒 👫people😮👫 playing🙊⏪ need to 📕📗📘learn🎓 some “gym🔧 etiquette”, 😿me😨😨 and my cousin 😡😤😤were in the park🌳🌴🌿🌿🅿️ in 💧💦pacific🚣 last 🎆night🌒 taking a🅰️🅰️ gym🚿 that had🈶 🕔5 🕔 pokemon👹👿 in it🇮🇹, so🆘 we 🔮spent😵 the time🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑 ⏰ taking😧😓 the 👆gym👐 and😮😮 as 🅰️ soon😗🔜 as🅰️ it🇮🇹 Ⓜ️⤵️went 👳👮🙀neutral😐, a 🅰️ car🚗 with 3🖱 valors👏👏 put their 😮😮😧😧pokemon😣😢 in it 🇮🇹😦😂🙀🇮🇹 before😎 👴we 👺🙈could💂👷….so🆘 we😕😯 drove🚛🚛🚸 down🚄⤵️ the 😜road😝 to the other😐 gym🚗 in the🗿♨️ 🏞park🏞🏞 and ⚠️started⚠️ 🆕 trying🇨🇦 to take 💪👏that one 1️⃣…again we took 💢💥the 🕔time 🕔 to beat💓 the 🎩👑gym 💥💥and the car🚓 of valors pulled up 🔝 right▶️▶️ before 💆🙋we ☝️👏💪were 👀👀done 🔨 and 👎👽when 👳😑the gym🙏🙏 went 💔💔neutral😐😐, they😬😬 placed👌👌🏜🏜 3🖱 😅pokemon👺👶😟 before 😭😭we could🔪🔫💣, they 🔓🔒went 💯💯on🔛🔛 to do this💯💯✔️ another 😂😭time ✔️🕓 at this😅😓 same 😂😂gym✔️, they were 👻👻just sitting😪😪💺 in their car🚒 🚏waiting😲😲😵🚏 for us🇺🇸 to beat💓 the gym😪😢, and then 😮😬😐they 🍕🍔🍟would ⭐️place⭐️ their pokemon 🎃🎃💝before we🔮🎥 were 🌝even🌝 out of the ⏰⌛️winning😤 screen💻….this is not ⌚️⏰⏳the way↕️↕️ to take📣📢 a🅰️ gym 🔒everybody, if you want a🅰️ gym, do the work🏢 to take it🇮🇹 yourself, don’t be 🅰️a🅰️ douchebag and steal them 🏩like🏩🏩 that, it’s 🇮🇹 🅰️a🅰️ dick move, I wouldn’t have🈶 🈶had🈶 any problem⚠️ if they would’ve battled the gym after I would’ve taken it🇮🇹 over to get🉐 it🇮🇹, that would’ve been friendly🐶 competition🏇 to me, but this was 🎳playing🎳 dirty and to put it🇮🇹 bluntly, it🇮🇹 really pissed me off📴…just thought🤔 I’d throw it🇮🇹 out there….and yes🉑, I’m team👥 mystic, but no❎ I’m not mad😠 just because they’re valors, if I 👀saw👀 someone on🔛 team👥 mystic do this I’d tell them they’re wrong too
You want the truth? 🙊🙊😳 Pokemon 🐭🐦🐒 Go was developed by ISIS 👳🏽🔫💣 to recruit young members. Any Phone 📱 newer than 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣5️⃣ is equipped with a tiny C4 💣 cartridge and heat 🔥🔥🔥 chip that was provided and funded by ISIS 👳🏽 and Intel 🖥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (Did you 💯 really think it was your CPU causing your phone 📱📲 to be that hot🏚🔥?). You know why you find the monsters 🦁🐦🐛 so close to people 😂😂😂😂😂? Because they’re set to be placed within proximation 🌐📲 a person or of popular landmarks ✈️🏢🏢 with alot of people 👪👪👪. When you toss that pokeball 🏀🐭, what you really do is send a signal 📶 to the camera 📷😂 to send out some of that tiny micro-C4 💣 (sorta like how XRays 🔑🔑🔑 send out little particles 😂😂😂😂 to take pictures 🎥📸📷📱 of your bones 💀💀💀). If you play Pokemon Go 💨💯❗️, you are a terrorist 👳🏽👳🏽👳🏽. If you have already played Pokemon Go, please stop 🚷📵❌⛔️ the hate ❗️. You are killing 😂🔫👮🏿people. lives outside of Pokemon Go matter. You must also send ✉️📰📤 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ people (copy and paste, not share), and say “thanks, nintrondo” and good luck 🍀🍀🍀 will come your way, otherwise you will merely be plagued by the micro-c4 💣💣💣nanotechnology funded by Isis and Walt Disney.