>Gotta hit her with the fist bump

Is that like the beta male consolation prize when you’ve like given up hope of ever hittin her with the D?? 😂😂

Tbh tho ya see it all the time these days, dudes straight simping out with their body language for just a chance at even a fraction of a second of human contact with a sexi ladie 😖

Sad really most of yall ain’t even that uggo to have to resort to this – you just gotta hit up the gym a lil more consistently and do some basic hygeine namsayin? Then you can gtaduate from beta fist bumps into some real alpha fistin, if ya catch my drift. 😜

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