Shit bird? Fuck you douchebag. I’ll show you a fucking bird when I eat some fucking birdseed off the floor. I’ll fly over your house and shit on you when you fucking come outside you piece of fucking shit. Even better, I’ll build a fucking nest right outside your god damn house and shit on you every single morning after I regurgitate food for my young you fucking worthless asshole. You wanna see a bird? I can be a fucking bird, cum guzzler fucking goo goo ga ga atheist minghag.