BRIAN: Look at all these Hummers®, what kind of jerk would drive one of those.

*Cut to a man driving a Hummer® on the freeway*

MAN: Dude, this car kicks ass! And I can watch Madagascar® while I’m driving!

*Cut to a small screen in the middle of the car playing the movie Madagascar®”

ALEX: What kind of music do you like Gloria?

GLORIA: Hippo Hop!

*An high-tempo techno beat starts playing* *Gloria is dancing*

GLORIA: Woohoo! Yeah baby!

*Cut back to the man driving the Hummer®* *The man is distracted by the movie*

MAN: Hahahahaha! Dude, those animals are so fucking funny! They make me want to merge without looking!

*The man cuts across two lanes of traffic knocking over a white sedan* *A tanker truck that seems to be carrying gasoline crashes into the white sedan* *The tanker truck explodes along with all of the cars near it*

MAN: Yeah, Rumsfeld!