I am offering you a one way plane ticket out of rancho relaxo FREE OF CHARGE. You can either board that plane or you can keep up these stupid fucking shenanigans and interrupt MY SPORT CLASS. Because, if you are choosing the latter I will send you right to the dean. I’m telling you now, you do not want to talk to the dean. Another thing boys, it’s dangerous to be acting stupidly during backward runs. According to a 2016 census over 1600 people were hospitalised due to backward running across Australia and New Zealand. Of those 1600 that were hospitalised 43 died. In one year, boys. One year. You know I don’t want that to happen to you. You know I am only getting angry at you boys for your own safety. Either you board that plane or I am sending you straight to the dean it’s as easy as that.