Dude, happy cake day. You entered our lives 2 years ago today, and I’ve had no knowledge of your existence til today. But that’s the great thing! Every now and then you’ll enter someone’s life anonymously, and they’ll either agree or disagree with, like or not what you say, but that’s someone in Sweden, or Argentina, or Australia that heard your voice and responded to you. What a gift it is to be 2 years into the diverse community of Reddit.

That being said, fuck you, your opinions are wrong, youre probably a virgin, and a lot of people are fucking your mom.

But then again, your voice is heard, we all read it, and for a second everyone knows you exist, anonymously.

Happy cake day from Los Angeles, pal 🙂