So I felt a fever coming on Friday night with my stomach hurting a ton. Had to leave work early, and pooped out some water that night. The rest of the night I was in the bathroom pretty much every half hour pooping water. I even shit my self in bed at one point while I was sleeping. Well…water shit my self. It was just brown water with small chunks in it. Had to put all my stuff to wash and threw out the boxers of course. It was terrifying. That night my stomach was so full of crap that I drank some water and tried to burp a few minutes later and the water came back up with throw-uppy taste mixed in. Yesterday wasn’t as bad but some leakage happened if I was standing up for too long….but I slept like a baby.

Today I’m definitely recovering…fever is gone and I can eat again….im mostly gassy with water too though. 

BUT HOLY GOD OF FUCK MY ASSHOLE IS BURNING. This was easily the worst diarrhea I’ve ever had by far, and now my poor asshole has taken some damage from it. I feel like I just finished a pegging session (or what I imagine that would feel like I guess), its fucking unbearable to wipe my ass. What the fuck do I do? Rub lotion around my hole?