guis srsly, I have dozens of black friends, they were there with me when I took this pic. They all lol’d hard af at it, gave me props (you know, those knuckle touches, yeah), and told me to post it online cuz they knew it would make others laugh as well. Then, Malik, my bff from Uganda pulled out his wallet and handed me his last $5. I was honoured, but refused, knowing Malik needed it more. Then all 48 black friends (told you I had dozens) stood up and clapped. It lasted for about ¶10§ minutes. You could say I’m so anti racist, they gave me a standing O.