I still have no idea why it’s seen as appropriate for bachlorette parties. Like, don’t get me wrong, I’m no prude – and if someone really wants it more power to them. But similar to the garter thing, I just can’t stomach the idea of having penis shaped EVERYTHING in front of my sister’s/closest friends. Penis tiara, penis straws, ejaculating penis cake; we get it. I get to marry a person who has a dick. My child is proof enough that I have seen said dick. I do not like the idea of dicks as decorations.

At least I can understand strippers at a party (don’t want them either personally because again sex + family isn’t my cup of tea) because at very least they are meant to be entertainment of some form; be it fun for the honorary guest or to be a shock for them as they get embarrassed. It’s a show.

Dicks everywhere? Likely we’ve all seen one at some point, theres an imitation one in the picture so even those who have managed to avoid even the sticky parts of the internet – if they’ve found themselves here – now have at least an idea of what they look like. They aren’t exactly pleasant looking. No offense. But real talk. That organ isn’t winning any vogue covers lmao. Why would anyone want a bajillion of them? Why would we spend money purchasing GLITTER DICKS for someone we supposedly love and want to celebrate? Glitter is evil enough and should only be bought for those we hate the most- that is the ONLY time glitter dicks should be a discussion. For acts of hatred and anarchy. Not your BFF, basically sisters if not actual sisters, party celebrating their big day.

This detail, for as much as it has been normalized growing up- And man did I hear this trope a LOT growing up! – I’ll never stop thinking how weird it is that to celebrate someone we cover them in as many dicks as we possibly can. It’s a literal dick move if you will.

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