“I was seriously just eating dinner!” I screamed at KD from across the restaurant. All night my Twitter had been blowing up with tweets @ me from accounts like “rings_are_life” and “durantisbest” and “champs2017KDKD” accusing me of not respecting KD’s choice to get tomato soup and grilled cheese off the kids menu at this local restaurant. I swear all I did was freaking pass him on my way to the bathroom and look and say “oh hey KD, congrats on the very difficult and hard earned ring” and pointed at his tomato soup and said “nice, dude, tomato soup!” A couple members of his entourage immediately got in my face and walked with me all the way to the bathroom murmuring things like “most efficient scorer…best guy…awesome dude..gets up so early” and cursing me out and giving me little pinches. Once I was done I went back to my table and there were like 59 Twitter eggs reaming me out. I ate as fast as I could and tried to pay, the waiter said “no, that tall guy over there already paid for your meal, he said money doesn’t even matter to him and that he would much rather win rings and have fun times with good friends and good people and win all the time for sure”