What’s something that gives my life meaning you ask? Eating food in the shower. I could never explain it, I don’t understand it, but the S A T I S F A C T I O N it gives me is unreal. It can’t just be any food though, there’s some that just sound stupid and some that just click. Spaghetti? In the shower? Who would ever do that? But a nice bowl of meaty, cheesy, shelled pasta, HOLY FUCK does that hit the spot with all of that hot water and steam. Dominos pizza? Hell no what is wrong with you? But digorinos? With that big thick crust? In the shower? BETTER THAN SEX. You will NEVER understand it until you try it