Yeh i watch an average amount of porn, I’m no saint, but this shit here, sharpies in the butt kink, multiple sharpies at that, is just immoral. If Frederick W. Redington and William H. Sanford, Jr. found out that in the future their ink company will develop the most used marker and that marker would eventually become a sex toy for a specific and particular kink, they would have set ablaze the very foundation of the Sanford Ink Company building.