As a dedicated fan of anime, I feel extremely offended. You’re just a pawn in a game of chess, without any powers, unlike me who like a knight will save any princess in oppression jumping over my puny enemies crushing them like wax. I have a collection of Re: Zero anime body pillows, and no you cannot see them, they’re reserved only for those intelligent enough to comprehend the artistic complexity of these masterpieces *smirks at you with superiority knowing you lost the battle before it even begun* In fact, your kind should not even be permitted to talk to those like me, highly educated art connoisseurs who can truly appreciate what art really is *tips fedora gracefully walking away without turning back*
edit: fixed grammar as even those like me a capable of making mistakes (although fewer than average non-anime fans)