Today I learned why white people can’t say the N-word without a pass. I was going throughout my day when I saw a man yell “I’m going to say the N-word.” The problem was, he was white, and as I have learned from law school, white people cannot say the N-word without the N-word pass. He then uttered that 6-letter word, which I will not even type as I do not want to break the law. Suddenly, a pillar of blinding light shone on the man. I saw a figure descend from the light. It was none other than Martin Luther King Jr., the father of civil rights. He told the man “Sir, I did not die for this. You have committed the most serious of crimes, and for that, you must pay.” MLK then shot out a beam of pure civil rights. The man screamed as the beam hit him, enveloping him in pure civil rights. There was then a blinding flash as every racist in a 5 mile radius fell to the ground, begging for mercy. Suddenly, the light receded, and the man was gone. “I have done my work here. Please, citizens, do not say the N-word without a pass,” said MLK. Then he ascended into the heavens, only to return if the world needs to be saved from racism.