I don’t know what caused this since I haven’t watched the movie since I was kid, but the fucking “oompa loompa dupity do” song from Charie and the Chocolate Factory keeps popping into my head and won’t screw off during sex. It’s like the act of my GF and me getting ready immediate triggers that shit to start playing on repeat.

At first it was mildly amusing. Then the second time it happened I thought “wtf is this in my head again for?” then 5th or 6th time rolls around and I’m dreading it so of course it’s back OOMPA LOOMPA DUPITY DEE BLAH BLAH BLAH LISTEN TO ME or some shit i dont even know the lyrics other than the oompa.

The worst thing is now oompa loompas pop into my head. Or at least my memory of them. I haven’t looked them up cause I know that will make it even worse, but I remember little orange dudes in white suspenders and now that’s what pops in my head.

How the fuck do I get something like this to stop? I’ve even tried playing music in the background which my GF absolutely hates but the oompas win in the end.