You are the abandonment of reason, fairness, and God. Nietzsche is quoted with the words, ‘God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.’ But to say ‘we’ is to imply we share responsibility with your existence beyond the ignorant, naïve act of your parents for birthing you. They couldn’t have known, but now we all know. Your existence drives me to be a better person in spite of you. You are the greatest teacher of all considering you are most emblematic of failure. A person is greater because they share less in common with you. Speaking your name gives an indescribable disgust to those who hear it. You’re like my co-worker, but at least my co-worker doesn’t exude an awfulness even when he isn’t around. You killed God. You are responsible for worldly suffering. You are an avatar of Satan. Your dead skin particles that float in the air are toxic to those who breathe it. The “air” you exhale contributes to 24.17% of the world’s carbon emissions. To think that you can outpace several factories in killing the Earth is the only astounding thing you can boast. Congrats, you’re the antithesis of life.