AITA for (Misleading title)?

1. First off, (Explain why this is a throwaway account).

2. (Insert mild quarrel with friend or family member.)

3. (Drag on a backstory that completely justifies your actions for as long as you can)

4. (set the scene for a confrontation)

5. (insert negative remark or action from previously mentioned friend/family member)

5. (Insert an unremarkable, completely reasonable reaction)

6. (Pretend you’re actually confused if YTA and not doing this for validation)