Australia is a Goal that you small minded hillbilly and tea drinking oxygen thieves should strive for. Stop living in the past and come to the realisation that the rest of the planet is moving on without you. Miles!? Pounds!? Get with the (metric) system. Stubbornly holding on to a system that worked 100 years ago, stopped being charming a looooong time ago. And what’s this down under, up side down drivel? What are you flat Earthers? Read a book. Or even watch a documentary if that’s too hard. It’s this kind of lowest common denominator pig fart humour and backward thought processes that ended you with the likes of Trump and May (TM). To sum it up: Read a book, Learn the metric system, Drive on the left, Have a civiliased Christmas in the sun, Through a bloody sausage on the barbie, not shitty shrimp. Live long and prosper.