You’re in your room after a long day, and I’m talking about a reeeaaalll long day. Your math test that you didn’t study for was today, there were two fights during lunch and after all that you just want to lay down and bust a nut.

So you get your earbuds and phone and pull up some of that good shit, that big-titty milf shit, that step-mom with step-sis shit.

You start wanking away at your hog, your weiner, your undie dragon, your fat cock.

And then you cum.

It’s glorious, like a hundred white dragons just ascended to the fifth realm. But then, your realise there’s a shit ton of cum, and it’s not stopping.

You quickly get a sock and put it on your dick, but the cum is quickly filling up the sock and the cum is dripping all over your bedsheets.

You rush to the toilet, but the toilet can’t handle all the flushes.

You decide to tell your mom, knowing she’ll know your were jacking off.

So you tell her, “Mom, my dick won’t stop cumming!”

She rushes upstairs and stops at the sight at her son filling the toilet with cum.

She’s amazed and confused and yells at you to go outside.

Now you’re cumming all over the street while passerbys stare at all the semen flooding the road.

Several police officer scratch their chins because it’s not everyday they see a teen boy shooting an seemingly infinite amount of semen outside of their house.

There’s not much you can do but move down the street due to the sewers filling with sweat and cum.

At this point, you’ve drawn a crowd. In the crowd you see familiar faces such as your girlfriend, your teachers and even your long lost dad. You cry at the fact you’ll never live this down, if you do live.

You’ve given up all hope, doctors said they’ve never seen anything like it and it’s physically impossible for a 19 year old’s balls to produce this much cum.

You drop your knees, crying at the fact that you may never not cum again. “I would’ve not masturbated if i knew this was my fate!”, you scream, “God, I’ll do anything if I can just go back to normal!”

Suddenly, you see a face in the sky, it’s God.

“My child, you have sinned. You can never be forgiven. You have nutted and will never inherit my kingdom. However, I will be merciful just this one time. But, you must endure great pain. Remember the sickle, my son. Peace out compton, it’s been reals.”

The sickle. The sickle and hammer our hero Vladimir Lennon used as a symbol for the glorious soviet states! That’s it!

You yell at your mom to grab to the sledge hammer from the basement. She complies, like any mom would if they saw their son bust the fattest nut the earth has ever seen.

You take the hammer and strike your fat nuts with all your might.

The crowd falls silent.

You fall to your knees.

Bus loads of pornstars turn around, the crowd walks away to resume their normal lives

What have you just done?

Well, you decided to masturbate after a painful school day and produced enough semen to feed the entire continent of Africa for decades, only the stop the production with a swift ball shot with a sledgehammer after god presented himself to you, showing mercy.

You just saved the world from a cum flood.