Hey oh Hahahaha everybody laugh it’s another America gun joke! So original bro. Guess what? I’m actually pretty frickin tired of all these jokes. You wouldn’t be laughing if you had to face me man to man/woman, face to face.

The only time I’m ever scared is when I look in the mirror bro. You’d probably piss yourself too (also the only time I piss myself FYI). That’s because you’d be face to face with a self made operator-level modern Warrior with personalized brass knuckles and a customized fully semi-automatic Daisy tactical assault rifle that looks just like a real AR15. I am capable of doing more damage with my titanium wallet chain than most people are with a tank. Do NOT underestimate me; it WILL be your last and final mistake.

I have studied the art of hand to hand combat extensively and have completed multiple online certifications in the use of melee weaponry, including nunchucks, javelin, and medieval longsword. Do not I repeat do not challenge me or make fun of this great country. I am a self-taught master of ninjitsu and I can locate myself behind you in striking position before you even know someone is in your home. Sweet dreams disappears into cloud of smoke.