# i seen a kid with a dream tshirt

i slapped the kid in the ear. the kid started laughing and picked a stick from the ground and shouted “NETHERIGHT SWORDD!!” i was shooketh. he began to hit me. i laughed. he hit me more. i laughed despiite it hurrted. he hitted to my eye and blinded me. i later ate the stick and he screamed”ENCHANTED BOW” like wth he picked another stick from the ground and i started to run but couldn’t and felt down and he finally kicked me in my head. i pretended unconscious to know what was happening. he carried me around and i was feeling like an ultimate troll. and we to into the woods. he hit my head with a rock (it hurted lol) and he too k the blood and spilled it around made a circle and drew a hexagram lol. and started shouting “REDSTONE” and i couldn’t resist anymore and started laughing. i thanked at them for the amazing day and gave them an “enderpearl” (it was just bathsalts ball i ate i regurgitated lmaooo he thought the bathsalt was enderpearl and threw it around) after like 2 weeks or so i fully recovered and after looking at the newspaper it said that a kid crashed into a wild deer and after they both were hit by a car. i rushed to door immediately. i went there and yes, my saltball was still there. i took a bite of the ball and police there went like “hey that’s in criminal case wıefefjeof134e” those polices were a little cringy but i couldn’t get away with taking a bite out of my own saltball. after like 4 hours of explaining why the saltball was important, they still were asking about if the redstone was my blood or not. cringy tbh, i managed to get away from the police station. that’s why fbi is following me lol its actually funny to see them not being able to catch me. they re not paranoiac as me and that just makes things a lot funny xd.