When grocery shopping, who the fuck puts stuff on the wrong shelf, just because you decide you don’t want it? Really, are you that afraid to tel the cashier you changed your mind?

Half the crap you hide has to be thrown away because it gets too warm fro safe storage. We can’t donate it to a shelter because you are too stupid to hand it to a cashier or lazy to walk it back to where you got it.

In fact, as a cashier, I get tired of hearing your fat lazy asses wheeze as I try to tell you how much you owe. Really, if you can’t breathe and ride a scooter because you can’t walk, you have no business buying 10pounds of bacon, 5 bags of chips or several boxes of cookies, never mind the liters of soda!

As for you among that particular vile bunch of scum that loves to open a drink, chug it, and hide the empty bottle, yes you got one over on “the man” and stole two bucks from his pocket but the very attitude that allows you to steal is the very reason why you are the scum of society, idolize pop stars, and dream of a mediocre life which you will never obtain.

In kind, fuck you all.