1. Balls crushed
2. Both arms cut off by a combine harvester
3. Skinned alive
4. Sticking nails in your toe nails and kicking a wall
5. Force fed cum until you die
6. Vasectomy
7. Santa gives you coal for Christmas
8. Your cum sock comes to life
9. Your hair is replaced with pubic hair
10. Gain 275 pounds
11. Your cock becomes 100x smaller
12. Someone makes a ballon poodle out of your intestines
13. No reddit gold for 10 years
14. A reddit snoo fucks your entire family tree
15. Electric chair
16. You’re divided by 0 and combust into thin air
17. Constantly pissing endless amounts of urine for the rest of your life
18. \+50 new STDs
19. Lose your 5 main senses
20. Thrown into a crucible of boiling mercury
21. No cake day
22. Featured in a top 10 epic failz video
23. A table shoved up your ass
24. Popbob griefs your base on 2b2t
25. You get a papercut every time you blink
26. Your bones are turned into Kool-Aid mix
27. You experience no normal force causing you to plummet through everything into the center of the earth
28. Forced to listen to 100 gecs for 20 years nonstop
29. Eaten alive by Teletubbies
30. Your reddit account gets terminated

Stay strong bros