I have Arrived. I have finally ascended into a higher being. You might ask me what I mean by “Arrived” and I, shall answer. Some of the words you mortals like to use are “cum”, “nut” and perhaps “orgasm”. To you this is simply pleasure and nothing more. You do it out of lust. That’s a shame. Finding out the true meaning behind the act of “fapping”, as you call it, is what helped me ascend. It is not simple pleasure. I would explain it to you, but I can’t use words of your language to describe it. But, perhaps this is for the best. Finding out the true meaning of it a challenge. It is one everyone must try to win. I wish you luck mortals and remember, it is not simple pleasure. That is all I can say.