She sells sea shells on a sea shore But the value of those shells will fall Due to the laws of supply and demand No one wants to buy shells, because there’s loads on the sand

Step 1 You must create a sense of scarcity Shells will sell much better if people think they are rare you see Bare with me Take as many shells as you can find and hide them on an island Stockpile em until they’re rarer than a diamond

Step 2 You gotta make people think that they want ’em Really want ’em Really Fuckin want ’em Hit ’em like Bronson Influencers, Product Placement, Featured Primetime Entertainment If you haven’t got a shell then you’re just a fucking wasteman

3. It’s monopoly invest inside some property Start a corporation make a logo do it properly These Shells must sell that will be your new philosophy Swallow all your morals they are a poor’s man quality

4. Expand Expand Expand Clear forest Make land Fresh Blood On hands

5. Why just shells Why limit yourself She sells Sea Shells Sell oil as Well

6. Guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds sell rocks Sell water to a fish, sell time to a clock

7. Press on the gas take your foot off the breaks Then run to be the president of the United States

8. Big smile mate, Big wave That’s great Now the truth is overrated tell lies out the gate

9. Polarise the people, Controversy is the game It don’t matter if they hate you if they all say your name

10. … The world is yours Step out on a stage to a round of applause You’re a liar A cheat A Devil A Whore And you sell sea shells on the sea shore