A popular character from the Sonic the Hedgehog videogame franchise, Shadow the Hedgehog, is not the nicest person as he recently engaged in the act of urinating on my expletive female significant other who I had taken my hand in marriage. That is indeed the truth that I have intended you to hear, once again, the previously mentioned nocturnal mammal with a spiny coat revealed his nocturnal mammal, expletive covered in quills, male genitalia and engaged in marking territory on my expletive female significant other. This previously mentioned hedgehog then went on to refer his male genitalia was very large, to which I replied, “That is very revolting of you to say,” So I am uploading a post that intends on revealing previously hidden information on the popular social media website Twitter: To the hedgehog known as “Shadow,” I regret to inform you that you have been misinformed about the size of your male genitalia, and in reality the size of these previously mentioned genitals are much smaller in size then you have previous believed. To add on, the previously mentioned genitals are in fact the size of the referred wrinkled and edible seed from a deciduous tree, known as a walnut, and I personally believe they are even lower in size than the walnut. And I am pleased to introduce the following information to the listener; This is what the human eye perceives to be the male genitalia of yours truly. I am now imitating the loud sound of an explosion. That is indeed the truth that I have intended you to hear, human infant. This object is all tapered edges of a sharp tool, excluding the quills of a hedgehog, and the soft objects you lay your head on at night on a bed. Feast your eyes on this object as the human eye perceives it to be two spherical objects and a recreational glass tube that is usually used for smoking usually illegal substances. He, referring to the nocturnal mammal with a spiny coat, known as “Shadow,” engaged in coitus with my female significant other, so it is unfortunate but I must engage in the same acts with the planet we live on known as Earth. That is indeed the truth that I have intended you to hear, you are being correctly punished for you mistakes and bad behavior, I bring you my very good, intense beam of light, liquid that is used to remove waste and mark territory in the animal kingdom! However, you have been misinformed. I am not going to engage in urinating on this inhabitable planet known as “Earth,” I am going to increase my elevation level, I am marking the orbiting natural satellite of Earth as my territory! What are your thoughts on this incident, 44th President of the United States of America known as Obama? I have marked the natural satellite of the Earth as my territory, you person of significantly lower intelligence! I regret to inform you that the time before the stray drops of liquid from my urine land on the expletive planet Earth, is 23 hours. Now then, make yourself scarce before I mark you as my next piece of territory.