Already an instant classic and it’s only 32% downloaded

Edit: My 2008 Dell Inspiron laptop died and I gotta restart the download but it’s still a classic

Edit 2: Not restarting, gonna have to download it on my iPhone 2 since I got no room on my Windows Phone cause I downloaded a 10 hour version of Africa by Toto 3 days ago I’m not done with yet

Edit 3: I got 31 unanswered messages from my old weed man on here, it’s been a while

Edit 4: Just responded back to him, he’s not selling weed no more, he works as a manager at a grocery store now, good for him

Edit 5: Asked my old weed man about the new Drake and he said it slaps

Edit 6: Can’t get it on my iPhone with my shitty internet, texted my apartment people to see if anyone willing to let me listen if I bring snacks

Edit 7: Tyler in Apt 27, who I thought I was chill with since I fed his fish when he did a 3 day stint in county, told me to fuck off. That was my best option, this like MJ leaving the Bulls in free agency

Edit 8: Called for an Uber with the explicit instructions that the driver play the album from the beginning and just drive me around the city, Nehar gonna be here in 9 minutes

Edit 9: He here in 8 mins, he getting a good tip for this shit, he had it ready to go, track 1 began we good

Edit 10: Man… Got halfway through Elevate and he got a phone call and it was hooked up to his radio and apparently this dude’s sister just went into labor. You gotta be fucking kidding me rn

Edit 11: Dude told me he gotta go, I get it but deep down I’m pissed a baby is keeping me from hearing soulful bars about Drake’s baby. Dude gonna drop me off at Subway so I can get some food

Edit 12: Dropped me off at Subway, but not the good Subway with the dude who loads my sub with olives. This subway in a nice plaza not the one with the health code violations so I’m gonna get like 4 olives on my sub. Middle aged white lady ahead of me getting a turkey breast rn asking if sub of the day extends until close or ends at midnights

Edit 13: Dude told me to wait so he can retard the bread quick, the fuck

Edit 14: “Can I get a foot long flatbread BMT”. Been told they go no more flatbread. I am flustered to say the least. Asked the dude to give me a minute to think more and he went to the back and I dipped cause how the fuck you got no flatbread

Edit 15: I’m close to my university, I’m already out so I’m gonna go to the 24/7 library and borrow some of those big ass headphones and listen to it. 5 minute walk or so

Edit 16: Here, in the library, grabbed some shitty head phones, flashed my license to security, sitting down to log in at the back of a library with 2 other people in it so nobody hear me cry if it’s some serious Drake shit

Edit 17: Just gonna restart the album from Survival but finally we all good

Edit 18: It gets worse. Lady came by and asked for my Library pass. I don’t got one. Apparently it was new with the summer semester. I don’t got my Student ID either. She asked me to leave, I’m not gonna fight her she’s built line a linebacker. I got through Emotionless, wow. Love that track. Fuck

Edit 19: Gonna stop at Dominos and get a chicken bacon ranch delivered to my house and get a ride home with the delivery dude and probably eat a whole pizza and go to bed and wake up tomorrow and continue on my miserable life

Edit 20: Realized Dominos closed 12 mins ago. Only shit open that I like is this sketchy place called Sal’s that makes some bomb ass wings. Hope they deliver

Edit 21: They do

Edit 22: Got a deluxe pizza to go, driver was chill about me hopping in to go home. Shot the shit, told him about my night and all. Dude said he listened to it and enjoyed the shit outta it. Said he loved Emotionless too. Pulled up to my house and my dude was like “Hold on man” and turned his Hotspot on and asked for my number so he can text me a link and then texted me a link for the album. Downloaded it on my phone right there in his Sunfire, Gave him 12$ as tip. Car smelled like weed but what do you expect. I fucking love this dude. Alphonse, if you’re by a miracle in here rn, I fucking love you man. You made my fucking night. Gonna go smash this pizza and bump this album.

Edit 23: Girlfriend asked where I was. How tf do I explain my night to her. Might be easier to say I was out cheating