All the Asians gather short and strong /
Skinny eyes and playing gong /
It’s a fact all of us look the same /
And the U.S. wishes we never came /
Even though we don’t have dicks /
We have GPAs of just about six /
Always getting As and more /
At this point it’s just a chore /
We eat dogs and cats everyday /
Btw nuclear missiles are heading your way /
But we’re decent people we really are /
But feel free to hit us with your car /
A lot of us struggle with air pollution and disease /
And the majority of us live in poverty /
But even though we have almost no rights at all /
Everyone can agree we have the better wall /
So feel free to squint at us when we walk by /
We know everything our government tells us is a lie /
But when it adds up the end of the day /
Anything beats living in the USA /
WE ARE ASIAN!! CHING CHANG CHONG!