Reminds me of an embarrassing moment from childhood. I was in sixth grade and everyone from our class was walking somwhere. (an assembly or something, I don’t remember) Anyway, here we are walking, girl in front of me happened to be a girl I had a crush on. We are going up a set of stairs and my pubescent horny self was getting a good look at her ass.

Suddenly, I trip on a step and fall face first into her ass. It all happened in slow motion, I don’t even remember what happened next other than being so embarrassed. I think my mind has blocked it out, except, you know, when your in bed trying to go to sleep and your brain likes to remind you of your most embarrassing/cringe moments.

The lesson I learned that day, wasn’t to never look, just make sure I’m a few steps behind them if I do.