I don’t understand wanting to blindly reach behind your ass while plunging your hand towards shitty water. And then, what if you want to check the paper so you know your next play call? Do you somehow try to look with your hand still down there? I think I’d pull a muscle trying to do that. ORRRRR are you supposed to bring the shitty paper up from the depths of the bowl, past your ass, and back across your body for inspection? No thank you. Too many chances for contact that I’m not willing to take. I’ll take tugging on my nuts while bringing the doo doo paper safely and securely forward versus that shit show any day of the week