In today’s discussion thread I felt like I had to address one of the oldest and most infamous topics still lurking in the shadows of OkBuddyRetard – Obama. Lets take a moment to dive deep down into the secrets this topic still holds.



Firstly I’m going to start off with a little info about the so called former president, mostly known as Barack Obama – ”Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) is an American politician and attorney who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. A member of the Democratic party, Barack Obama was the first African-American president of the United States. He previously served as a U.S. senator from Illinois from 2005 to 2008 and an Illinois state senator from 1997 to 2004.”



Many claim to have seen him in person and although nothing seems suspicious enough, like everyone else wants you to believe, let me tell you, this surely is not the truth. So lets move on to some more recent times. 26th April 2019, months before OkBuddyRetard even gained its popularity, debates about Obama being a conspiracy started, in fact on that day one post that still stands out the most was uploaded by user DylanTheDonut claiming Obama should have been 55 years old instead of 54, referencing that something must have went wrong with the information you can find on the internet.



Lets continue with why I personally don’t believe Obama is real – one of the most intriguing parts of this topic, Obama does not have a last name, just like a rushed cartoon character there has to be some missing info, as something fake is always harder to make believable. Along the years many users have discussed about this never-ending mystery, names like Obama Care and Obama Chungus have been tossed around in every part of OkBuddyRetard but I strongly believe this is just nonsense.




Lastly lets move onto Obamium and why Obama may have been just a myth used for marketing – ”Obamium, (triunbium (Tub), or tri-Uranium) has been discovered on the date of 6 August 2019 by scientist and reddit user Alwod, it is a hypothetical chemical element with the symbol Ob and the atomic number 312. It is named after Barack Obama, an American attorney and politician who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. Like all chemical elements with an atomic number greater than 92, Obamium has no stable isotopes. The most stable of these, 926Ob has a half-life of about 48 milliseconds. Obamium is the third-best element in the universe, following Mumbaia and The Forbidden Element”. Ah indeed, what better way to advertise the most formidable and expensive ore than naming it after a so popular president named Barack Obama, this truly is a genius idea that would only come from someone as smart.




This brings us to the bonus point of this article – Could Obama, or Obama’s creator have been racist? If you think a bit more about it, something comes to mind, only someone as evil and intelligent as the CEO of Racism could have created a myth to advertise obamium and increase the production of nuclear weapons. What may be his reason behind this? Well its simple enough, destroying the equality between races once for all!




In conclusion – This bizarre plot may only be dismantled with the help of you, so Reddit, better start believing me, assemble, and refuse to think Obama is real, or this world will be a lost cause!!