sometimes when my parents arent home i steal a sword from my brothers room, buy a watermelon,put it on the edge of my fire pit in my backyard and say, in the name of king robert of the house baratheon, king of the andals and the first men, lord of the seven kingdoms, and protector of the realm, I, Eddard of house stark, lord of winterfell, and warden of the north, sentence you to die, chop the watermelon and cry.