Hello, to any hot female teachers out there who want to have sex with your students, DON’T DO IT! You will end up in jail and lose your job. Banging a student will not only send you to prison, it will most likely end in disappointment. So – BANG ME INSTEAD. That’s right, fuck a desperate stranger from the internet. Not only will I pound the ever living fuck out of that neglected squish mitten of yours, I’ll chow that fucker too. Bring it – I’ll graze that shit until I reload the nut gun and get back to work. Look, I understand that you want that young stud 16 year old quarterback but I’m here to tell you he ain’t got shit on me. That little fuck will bump your thigh on the way in and blow his load all over his SpongeBob Squarepants bed spread and you’ll be looking at the ceiling regretting your decision to fuck that shithead. I don’t fuckin’ play. I will pound your snatch like I just got out of prison (I didn’t by the way – clean record, except for one dewey and a possession, which was fucking bullshit.) I’ll even guarantee that you will have an orgasm or you won’t have to pay halvesies for the Motel. I’ll have that box of yours spurting lady fluid like a blue whale resurfacing after a twenty minute krill binge. Gusher City, lady. Don’t fuck that little dickhead – it’s going to suck and you’re going to get busted and lose your job. How the fuck are you going to make the payments on that sweet Honda Accord you just bought? Fuck me instead.